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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 10/22/2015 at 19:49 • Filed to: None

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I have the wants for a civilian F650. Help me come to my senses, Oppo, you’re my only hope.

Übel > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:51

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No. Buy one.

CB > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:51

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1) Parking.

2) Fuel.

3) I will find you and fill the interior with moistened saltine crackers.

JR1 > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:51

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One may only buy a F650 if the buyer plans to tow four Ford GTs.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:52

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Have you been drinking again?nbvnvnvbnv

TheHondaBro > Übel 10/22/2015 at 19:53

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That is gaudy and worthless and I fucking want it.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 10/22/2015 at 19:54

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I drank four syringes of marrywanna.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:54

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oh dfoes, fdon’t inject marijuaneawnaa

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 10/22/2015 at 19:55

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jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:55

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TheHondaBro > jkm7680 10/22/2015 at 19:57

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jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:57

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druruugsuugsugs areererer esbabadddd mmkakykayyy

Übel > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:58

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Buy it buy it buy it buy it

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 19:58

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This is not the brodozer you are looking for.

BringBackTheCommodore > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:00

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Hmmmm.....ummm.....nope, I got nothing. If that tickles your fancy and you prefer that to the International CXT (I’m a Ford guy and support your choice), then go for it! The next best thing would be an F-450 dually.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:00

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Just go all out and buy a sleeper cab Semi. More truck, more gears, and you can sleep in it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:01

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Nah. Far better to Cummins swap a 240sx and use that as a tow vehicle.

Svend > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:05

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The overall usable space inside and in the bed is the same as a regular truck only the exterior has been made to be as big as possible.

I can’t find a suitable word to adequately express just how ugly a monstrosity this thing is, it’s only one better than the YouABeIn-(stupid)-Puma.

Wacko > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:08

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Do you have the money to buy and run one, if yes I can’t talk you out of it. If not, nothing else needs to be said.

TractorPillow > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:12

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Want? Are you crazy?! Need is more like it.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:18

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You’ll need a thick skin if you drive this, ‘cause I’m pretty sure that everyone that sees you in it will say you are hung like a light switch and that you are a douchebag.

I’m not saying you are, I’m just saying that is the assumption people make about bro-trucks of those gigantic proportions.

TheHondaBro > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/22/2015 at 20:27

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Fine. I’ll drive it to Goodwill donation centers.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:32

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Check the balance of your bank account. That should put these wants to rest.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/22/2015 at 20:34

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Uh, you think I can put $260 down on one?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:38

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They might take your money, but then they’ll ask you to leave after.

Master Cylinder > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:47

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I see no issues here. If you’re going to buy an enormous douchebro truck, you might as well buy the enormousest douchbroiest one you can find. At some point, it starts to come back around to kind of cool again. Go big or go home.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 20:56

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Good call.

samssun > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 21:12

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Just so I have this right: acceptable truck sizes for Oppo are the unattainable F-650 and F-050, but never the abundant F-150 or F-250.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 21:17

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because FordBro sounds bad

BorkBorkBjork > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 21:51

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If you buy one, I will fly to your location and high-five you while smoking a cuban cigar and firing a 1911 into the air.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 23:08

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TheHondaBro > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 10/22/2015 at 23:11

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I shall have both.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 23:21

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Hmm, I’ve made it worse haven’t I?

Don’t say you’ll have all 3!

TheHondaBro > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 10/22/2015 at 23:27

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I’ll take all FOUR, please and thank you.

TheHondaBro > Svend 10/22/2015 at 23:32

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B-but it’s badass!

TheHondaBro > samssun 10/22/2015 at 23:32

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BRUH

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 23:34

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I feel like we’re going in the wrong direction here...

TheHondaBro > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 10/22/2015 at 23:35

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WE’RE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION MEREDITH!!

samssun > TheHondaBro 10/23/2015 at 00:15

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The Ecoboost 3.5 is doing 365hp, 420lbs-ft. 500 bucks gets you another 80hp, 120+lbs-ft. If you can drive an F-150 with 445/525 and still say you need more truck, I will allow the F-650.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > TheHondaBro 10/23/2015 at 00:32

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hell yea me too

d15b > TheHondaBro 10/23/2015 at 00:48

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As a Honda bro, I approve, bro.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > TheHondaBro 10/23/2015 at 01:02

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Is this any different from my insane desire to have a LT1 based 9.3L V12 Cadillac variant of the Corvette? Yes! This is a real thing to actually buy with real money not a made up fantasy car!

Just make sure you get one with the Ford V10 for maximum abusrdity awesomeness

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 10/23/2015 at 09:24

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I am not helping you come to your senses. Your senses say they’re fine where they are.